Cheap Toilet Paper Doth Mock Me

By: KB © 10.30.14

Cheap toilet paper doth mock me

A jester on a roll

I spin and tear from the roll

I cannot seem to grab a sheet that’s whole

Cheap toilet paper doth mock me

I must be content to render to my a** confetti

I roll and roll tearing away

It breaks off into 1 ply

I’m sitting so long

I swear I can hear my a** sigh

I’m sitting in the stall of discontent

If I stay here any longer they’ll charge my a** rent

Cheap toilet paper doth mock me

Remember the toilet paper commercial of the past?

“It’s too good to be toilet tissue”

I need some of that stuff to resolve this issue

Gimme some of that stuff to wipe my a**