Autocorrect

BY:KB  8.5.18

Throw my damn phone

Yes, I’m fissin’ to

That bitch autocorrect

is saying things I didn’t Nintendo

I’ so mad

I just can’t tell ya

Autocorrect is my worst enema

If that’s not bad enough

I’m starting to really hate my phone

Not only am I constantly be rewritten

The return texts have a funky tone

Like, I can’t talk right now I’m at work

“I’ll knock you up” when I’m done

OH SNAP!!!

Hit you up!

All the damn embarrassment

The person on the other end is laughing hard

Like they don’t know what I meant

Then I have to apologize

But I know what text I sent

Throw my phone

Yes, I’m fissin’ to

I can’t stop apologizing for crazy texts

If I don’t have it

It will fix the problem

I don’t have to take this shit!!!